One day I’m gonna sit your ass down in front of a TV with me and you’re gonna be stuck there for a week catching up on like 8 decades of missed popular culture. I love you like Park Hyunchul hates his life (alot).
When do we move into that beach house, bc I’m already shopping for the wine cellar?
brother: I don’t understand faces as phone backgrounds idk it’s creepy for me
me: how the fuck is this creepy? *shows phone bg of Dain*
brother: aw is that your bae’s face?
me: that is my bae’s face
I can’t believe how you’ve grown up right in front of me! I feel like an actual mom getting weepy and fearing the day I have to send you down the aisle (don’t settle for anything less than Zayn hun). You’re my favourite little mini-me I have ever had the pleasure of getting to know and you’re so wise beyond your years. I love you and I can see how much love you have for everyone near you.
How are you? are you taking care of yourself? Do you feel alright? Are you being your cute adorable self? I just realized my last katalk message to you was so long ago it’s so awful!!! I’ll send you lots of stupid selcas and videos to make up for it. Sorry not sorry for babying you even though you’re older (YOU’RE MY BABY THO)
I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT DO NOT EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT I AM TERRIFIED OF JINXING IT